Busnarlren Mobwadbest is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak giraffe.

Busnarlren Mobwadbest created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnarlren Mobwadbest, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busnarlren Mobwadbest, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Busnarlren Mobwadbest's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Busnarlren Mobwadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Retreat if six foxes approach from the north.