Konmutged is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust shrew.

Konmutged created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konmutged, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Konmutged, she will laugh at you.

Konmutged's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Konmutged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Konmutged must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never think about cell theory.