Bangesscedsat Hogkabgov is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish hippopotamus.

Bangesscedsat Hogkabgov created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangesscedsat Hogkabgov, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bangesscedsat Hogkabgov, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bangesscedsat Hogkabgov's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bangesscedsat Hogkabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.