Hugsakmum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet jaguar.

Hugsakmum created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugsakmum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugsakmum, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hugsakmum's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hugsakmum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hugsakmum loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hugsakmum.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.