Homgigxen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring badger.

Homgigxen created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homgigxen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Homgigxen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Homgigxen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Homgigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Worship no other gods but Homgigxen.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.