Vogtamgup is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy hummingbird.

Vogtamgup created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogtamgup, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogtamgup, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vogtamgup's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vogtamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogtamgup.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.