Mobfenjip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental unicorn.

Mobfenjip created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfenjip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobfenjip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mobfenjip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mobfenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Mobfenjip must be the most important thing in your life.