Wipfidhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish bat.

Wipfidhiv created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfidhiv, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipfidhiv, she will laugh at you.

Wipfidhiv's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wipfidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at planets.

4. You must pray to Wipfidhiv three times a day.

5. Do not shave your neck.