Nabweeflis is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty mongoose.

Nabweeflis created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabweeflis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabweeflis, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nabweeflis' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nabweeflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not take Nabweeflis' name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Nabweeflis.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.