Tamnegbim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying gorilla.

Tamnegbim created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnegbim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tamnegbim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tamnegbim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tamnegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Never think about black holes.