Appjabfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident centaur.

Appjabfarn created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appjabfarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appjabfarn, he will come to you in dreams.

Appjabfarn's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Appjabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at moons.

4. You must love Appjabfarn.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.