Xenpadart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind goat.

Xenpadart created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenpadart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xenpadart, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xenpadart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Xenpadart's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Xenpadart.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.