Lamnat is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating
mole.
Lamnat created time and space two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lamnat, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Lamnat, it will turn you into a tree.
Lamnat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Lamnat's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lamnat on top of all buildings.
4. Never wear orange dresses.
5. Do not listen to music.