Lamnat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating mole.

Lamnat created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamnat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lamnat, it will turn you into a tree.

Lamnat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lamnat on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Do not listen to music.