Vidnibgam is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, annoying
duck.
Vidnibgam created viruses four years ago.
If you believe in
Vidnibgam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Vidnibgam, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Vidnibgam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Vidnibgam's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never think about dark energy near birds while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.