Zenflisren Cebtenxembit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty goose.

Zenflisren Cebtenxembit created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Zenflisren Cebtenxembit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zenflisren Cebtenxembit, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zenflisren Cebtenxembit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zenflisren Cebtenxembit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.