Bissmumgov is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish
grasshopper.
Bissmumgov created time and space five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissmumgov, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bissmumgov, it will turn you into a sheep.
Bissmumgov's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Bissmumgov's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Hide from purple sharks for they are unholy.
3. Never sprint near otters.
4. Always wear green.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.