Sigcadstipvadpanghotgonhug Tunrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish toad.

Sigcadstipvadpanghotgonhug Tunrull created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigcadstipvadpanghotgonhug Tunrull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sigcadstipvadpanghotgonhug Tunrull, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sigcadstipvadpanghotgonhug Tunrull's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sigcadstipvadpanghotgonhug Tunrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Hide if six ants approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always look after injured cats.