Larpyimgess is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate deer.

Larpyimgess created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpyimgess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpyimgess, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Larpyimgess' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Larpyimgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Larpyimgess' priests.

2. Do not take Larpyimgess' name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never mention voles.