Larpyimgess is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate
deer.
Larpyimgess created bats eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larpyimgess, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Larpyimgess, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Larpyimgess' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Larpyimgess' Holy Commandments1. Always obey Larpyimgess' priests.
2. Do not take Larpyimgess' name in vain.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never hurt tortoises.
5. Never mention voles.