Flowpanbass is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, capable
lobster.
Flowpanbass created light eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowpanbass, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Flowpanbass, it will have a low opinion of you.
Flowpanbass' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Flowpanbass' Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Do not eat nuts.
4. Always obey Flowpanbass' priests.
5. Always take life seriously.