Flowpanbass is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable lobster.

Flowpanbass created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpanbass, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowpanbass, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flowpanbass' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flowpanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Always obey Flowpanbass' priests.

5. Always take life seriously.