Gomwapgummanyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring camel.

Gomwapgummanyik created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomwapgummanyik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomwapgummanyik, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gomwapgummanyik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gomwapgummanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never feed limes to otters while wearing scarves.

3. Never wear magenta corsets.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing gray tights and balancing three iron spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about asteroids.