Dadsabkim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating naga.

Dadsabkim created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadsabkim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadsabkim, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dadsabkim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dadsabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. You must love Dadsabkim.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dadsabkim on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing hats.