Gardudyim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent unicorn.

Gardudyim created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gardudyim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gardudyim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gardudyim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gardudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Gardudyim loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.