Gardudyim is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent
unicorn.
Gardudyim created a quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gardudyim, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Gardudyim, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Gardudyim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Gardudyim's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Gardudyim loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.
5. Always treat foxes with great respect.