Hatparkjop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented naga.

Hatparkjop created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatparkjop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hatparkjop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hatparkjop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hatparkjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Fast once a month.