Midfudlid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet squirrel.

Midfudlid created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midfudlid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Midfudlid, he will think nothing of it.

Midfudlid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Midfudlid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midfudlid.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never wear gray skirts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.