Dibbossjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless salamander.

Dibbossjig created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbossjig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibbossjig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibbossjig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dibbossjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dibbossjig.