Dibbossjig is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless
salamander.
Dibbossjig created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dibbossjig, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dibbossjig, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Dibbossjig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Dibbossjig's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Dibbossjig.