Tipbitbutbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving raccoon.

Tipbitbutbon created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbitbutbon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tipbitbutbon, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipbitbutbon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tipbitbutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help goats.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Always help cats in need.
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