Gatmitstig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous donkey.

Gatmitstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatmitstig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gatmitstig, it will turn you into a goat.

Gatmitstig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gatmitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Put Gatmitstig first in all things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.