Negomtpark is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient yak.

Negomtpark created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Negomtpark, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negomtpark, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Negomtpark's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Negomtpark's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the south.