Tanmetyok is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful cobra.

Tanmetyok created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanmetyok, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanmetyok, it will turn you into a duck.

Tanmetyok's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tanmetyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Always obey Tanmetyok's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.