Hubbifvab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate goblin.

Hubbifvab created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbifvab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubbifvab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hubbifvab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hubbifvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.
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