Natbellsab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omniscient wolf.

Natbellsab created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbellsab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natbellsab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Natbellsab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Natbellsab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Natbellsab loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never wear fawn stockings.