Bissarfgad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced bird.

Bissarfgad created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissarfgad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bissarfgad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bissarfgad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bissarfgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.