Hadvedbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy cobra.

Hadvedbag created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadvedbag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadvedbag, it will turn you into a snail.

Hadvedbag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hadvedbag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Hadvedbag three times a day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about hamsters.