Jiplistflamdobsid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced mink.

Jiplistflamdobsid created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiplistflamdobsid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiplistflamdobsid, she will be very sad.

Jiplistflamdobsid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jiplistflamdobsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Jiplistflamdobsid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Do not hop in public.