Kopmobmot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair wyvern.

Kopmobmot created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmobmot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kopmobmot, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kopmobmot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kopmobmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never chant in holy places.