Kopmobmot is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair
wyvern.
Kopmobmot created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopmobmot, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kopmobmot, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Kopmobmot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Kopmobmot's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair yellow.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.
5. Never chant in holy places.