Gadabkimwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered mole.

Gadabkimwip created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadabkimwip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadabkimwip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gadabkimwip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gadabkimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.