Ragflapgon is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, loving
penguin.
Ragflapgon created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Ragflapgon, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ragflapgon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Ragflapgon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Ragflapgon's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragflapgon.
3. Always help sick otters.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.