Cadtadtof is a god.

He takes the form of a small, intelligent ant.

Cadtadtof created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtadtof, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadtadtof, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cadtadtof's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cadtadtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not take Cadtadtof's name in vain.