Venlakfobnull is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud camel.

Venlakfobnull created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venlakfobnull, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Venlakfobnull, she will laugh at you.

Venlakfobnull's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Venlakfobnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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