Tipbasttap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable slug.

Tipbasttap created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipbasttap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipbasttap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tipbasttap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tipbasttap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about otters.