Cedcanlin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able crab.

Cedcanlin created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcanlin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedcanlin, he will turn you into a frog.

Cedcanlin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cedcanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cedcanlin must be the most important thing in your life.