Gembudziglit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody wyvern.

Gembudziglit created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gembudziglit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gembudziglit, it will turn you into a duck.

Gembudziglit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gembudziglit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gembudziglit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.