Fumominpas is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, amazing
ant.
Fumominpas created the solar system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fumominpas, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fumominpas, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Fumominpas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Fumominpas' Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing indigo coats.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.