Matbonnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous horse.

Matbonnil created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matbonnil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Matbonnil, she will try to impress you with trees.

Matbonnil's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Matbonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never chant in the presence of great tits.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.