Jatdobbafjen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy cat.

Jatdobbafjen created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdobbafjen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jatdobbafjen, she will ignore you.

Jatdobbafjen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jatdobbafjen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatdobbafjen.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the north.