Weespaglad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional fish.

Weespaglad created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weespaglad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weespaglad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Weespaglad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Weespaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.
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