Gebsit is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, merciless newt.
Gebsit created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gebsit, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Gebsit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Gebsit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Gebsit's Holy Commandments
1. Never jump near swans.
2. Never wear hats.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never write about black holes.
5. Do not eat lentils.