Larpquimwat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful deer.

Larpquimwat created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Larpquimwat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpquimwat, it will turn you into a goat.

Larpquimwat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Larpquimwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snails.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.