Catnullbusgem is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, weak
giraffe.
Catnullbusgem created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Catnullbusgem, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Catnullbusgem, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Catnullbusgem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Catnullbusgem's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Catnullbusgem on top of all buildings.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
5. Hide if three swans approach from the south.