Beppogcap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident spider.

Beppogcap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beppogcap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Beppogcap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Beppogcap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Beppogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Beppogcap's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed rice to snails while wearing fawn shorts.

4. Always help pigs.

5. You must pray to Beppogcap three times a day.